Paper Chairman
Paper Chairman is a non-fightable Abnormality that can be encountered in Abnormality events in the Mirror Dungeon.
Appearance
Paper Chairman is an Abnormality that takes the form of a tall humanoid with a yellow origami crane head. It wears a white dress shirt with red striped patterns and a black tie beneath a long, buttoned black coat with four gold buttons. Paper Chairman also wears a pair of long black pants, brown loafers, and a pair of black gloves that covers its hands. In its right hand, it holds a red cup adorned with a white rectangle pattern on the front side that's filled with steaming coffee. Five small yellow origami cranes are seen floating around Paper Chairman.
Two paper soldiers are seen accompanying the Chairman itself. The first paper soldier is colored blue, holding a one-handed sword on its right hand and a shield on its left hand. The second paper soldier is colored red, using both hands to hold a spear.
Mirror Dungeon Event
“Who are you, and what brings you here?”
A piece of paper rustles.
“Well, you came just at the right time for me;
I’ve urgent business that needs doing.
Won’t you take the job?”
It held out another piece of paper with lousy letters written on it.
Unfortunately, you can’t make sense of these lines and dots.
“How’s about it? You up for it?”
Nod.
Who will give our answer?
 Check Passed“You kent that?” All Allies took 10 HP damage!  Check Failed“You sure you read it right?” All Allies took 10 HP and SP damage! |
Shake your head. Lust & Sloth Advantage check. Pass to gain a Keywordless E.G.O Gift.
Who will give our answer?
Check Passed“‘Preciate it. You made the job easier.” E.G.O Gift Coffee and Cranes Earned! Check Failed“That your way of turning someone down?” All Allies took 10 HP and SP damage! |
Lust / 
Pride Advantage: 
Sloth Advantage:
Gift
 Tier: II |
Coffee and Cranes If a Lust Affinity Attack Skill was used last turn: Gain 1 of every Affinity E.G.O resource that does not correspond to any Attack Skill Affinity used last turn instead. |
