But… uh, doesn't it look a bit… creepy instead?
A teddy bear's gotta look soft, plushy, and cutesy, am I right?
It's got burst seams everywhere, and… a buncha nails protruding in and out of it.
And it's got the gall to ask us for hugs… like, who'd wanna hug this thing?
There's more. Once we played along, it kept getting more aggressive…
Hm? Ohh, I've an idea! How about we just ignore it completely?
Let's not play its games and just press the offensive. Attack, attack, attack.
Y'know what I mean, right? That strat Dante sometimes suggests where we gotta attack 'em, throwin' caution to the wind, goin' down swinging.
I might be wrong, but… hey, it's kinda plausible, right?
Dante, let's try my strat this time. Hm?
→ I wouldn't say that the "goin' down swinging" part is true, but… it's an idea. Let's try it. (Dante)
→ Mm… its claw attacks are more painful than expected. Let's try a different approach. (Ishmael)
→ It can be inferred from this attempt that complete neglect may provoke anger. (Meursault)
→ Darn… Then how about this? Let's all play with it together next time. (Rodion)