W Corp. L3 Cleanup Agent Don Quixote/Identity Story

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Identity Story

Speaker	Dialogue
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	Colega superior! A question I do have!
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	Go on.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	I have heard tell that WARP trains take roundabout paths across the Outskirts so as to prevent crashes during high-speed travel; are these tales correct?
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	They are not.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	I—I see… Permit me another! Is it of verity that first-class passengers are provided with an apéritif from the “vacuum cellar” in 17-dimensional warp space?
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	They are not.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	Ahem… W-Well, I can say I had a feeling that such frivolous chronicles would be untrue! Then, about our fellow agents…
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	Miss Don Quixote was your name, correct?
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	Verily so!
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	…Why don’t you take a seat. You’ll be able to see the train with your own eyes in no time.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	WHAT HO!!!!!! I—I shall do as such!
	Little did this child know…
	There was a reason her senior colleague cut short her questioning spree.
	There was a reason her answers were so short and simple.
	After that, it wasn’t long until the child learned the real truth.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	…I won’t stop you from having fantasies, Miss Don Quixote.
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Don Quixote	This… This is…
W Corp. Cleanup Agent Faust	Just please keep in mind that reality may not quite align with them.
	Brought face-to-face with what lie within the newly-arrived train, the child sat in place, her face filled with disconcertment and disgust.
	Of course, anyone would react like that.
	Those carriages… Learning the truth behind them does that.

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