Intervallo VI: Spring Cultivation/Story Episodes
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8.5-1: The Family Hierarch's Proof
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Jia Yuanchun |
Well, everyone… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Honored heads of houses, lords of each family, their proxies, members, and… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
And… little Xichun's guests, whose stay here at… our H Corp. seems to be extending without a foreseeable end. |
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GREGOR |
Isn't she technically from Q Corp.? What's up with her acting like she's any less of an outsider than we are? |
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ISHMAEL |
Yeah, and… did everyone catch that? "Our" H Corp.? |
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OUTIS |
Regardless of everything else, the fact that she hijacked the meeting from the get-go is ridiculous… especially with Jia Xichun, the Family Hierarch herself, presiding over this official assembly. |
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OUTIS |
Clearly, she is using the pretense of assisting the Hierarch to assert her own dominance over these proceedings. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
As we are all aware, venerable former Jia Mu has always discussed with and confided in me about the matters of the greatest import, the momentousness of which steered the very course of H Corp.'s prospects. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Even after I departed the family for Q Corp., venerable former Jia Mu has always written missives to confer such matters with me. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Thus, as it naturally follows that I would be the inheritor of the venerable Jia Mu's will, I shall be presiding over this regular assembly, which we convene now to discuss and determine the future of H Corp. |
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Flustered Board Member |
Your grace certainly befits your station, Lady Yuanchun. |
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Obsequious Board Member |
We are all impressed by your utmost dedication to the citizenry of Hongyuan despite your already saturated schedule… |
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Shi Sijing |
We can hardly thank you enough for your magnanimity, Lady Yuanchun. |
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Shi Sijing |
Ah, my parents—a true shame that they couldn't be here—have always sung praises of your expertise, Lady Yuanchun. |
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Wang Zhao |
……. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Very well. Then shall we… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… welcome Jia Xichun, the next person to sit upon the seat of Hongyuan's Family Hierarch? |
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Jia Xichun |
G-greetings, I am— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Now, let us begin. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
For many years, all those who gave gathered here have toiled day and night for the eternal prosperity and growth of H Corp. |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
First on the agenda for this assembly are urgent discussions and passage of new major policy items that have been tabled for far too long: Distributive Contribution Rights Auctioning policy, Quarterly Amnesty policy— |
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Jia Xichun |
H-hold on, big sister Yuanchun. |
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Jia Xichun |
Passing the Distributive Contribution Rights Auctioning policy would… allow the open auction for any remaining rooms the day before the reconstruction days… And, uh… the Quarterly Amnesty wouldn't do anything but… give unfair advantage to certain families and high-net worth individuals by… guaranteeing them large real estate assignments regardless of their performance in the previous quarter… |
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Jia Xichun |
My point is, these policies are going to rattle H Corp.'s economy the moment they go into effect. |
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Jia Xichun |
Besides, these policies were pretty much drawn to favor lining the pockets of a select few families and high-ranking officials of H Corp.— |
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Flustered Board Member |
Ahem, ahem… if I may, venerable Hierarch. 'Lining the pockets'? That is quite an odd turn of phrase to refer to the bare minimum of respect the society might repay to its highest-contributing members, don't you think? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Oh, before we continue, Xichun… I'm not entirely certain if you are aware, but ever since the ascension of the new Family Hierarch, the perceived value of Hongyuan has been racing to the—for lack of a better word—rock bottom. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Clearly, this demonstrates Hongyuan's concern and… its lack of faith in the newly appointed Family Hierarch. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Therefore, it naturally follows that our most urgent task at hand is to put a stop to this value and reputation free-fall and restore prosperity and greatness to Hongyuan once again. |
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Jia Xichun |
Yeah, okay, and that's my— That's the Family Hierarch's job, right? Why are you— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
If you had perused H Corp.'s articles of association, you would have known that, should H Corp. be deemed to be in a state of crisis, the four great houses and the board of directors' voice may also carry de facto power in the assembly. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
And the board of directors—that's us—has determined that we are now in a state of crisis. |
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Jia Xichun |
State of crisis… what crisis? Everything that led to my ascension to the Family Hierarch was legitimate, down to the final approval! |
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Jia Yuanchun |
These unseemly rumors and slander are tanking our value, which we have built up assiduously through years upon years of toil… So, what is this, if not a state of crisis? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
And who wouldn't doubt the new Family Hierarch's qualities, when this decline has coincided precisely with her ascension? |
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Flustered Board Member |
Hmmmm… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
So you take yourself to be a qualified individual for that responsibility, Xichun? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Very well. Then proceed. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
We're all waiting for you to begin your briefing before the assembly regarding the last thirty years' quarterly net revenue records for Hongyuan's Singularity-related businesses, your calculations on next year's fiscal debt forecasts, and the exact recipe and variation numbers for the Boluses that have been registered in the last five years. |
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Jia Xichun |
Th-that's, uh… |
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Wei |
The venerable Hierarch has not received that data prior to the meeting. You must all be aware of the chaos that followed the ascension—we are still indexing all available materials to— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Isn't that funny. Not once in the history of Hongyuan has the Family Hierarch ever failed to provide immediate and detailed answers regarding Hongyuan's historical statistics. |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
The responsibilities tied to the venerable seat of the Hierarch, Jia Mu(家母)[1], are matched only by the great power bestowed upon it. Thus, how are we to leave the matters of the Wing to someone who is, so evidently, unprepared for the task? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Given the present circumstances, our hands may be forced to call to vote the motion of no confidence. |
| [Screen wipe.] | ||
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DANTE |
<The motion of no confidence?> |
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FAUST |
A motion of no confidence, when passed by the high-ranking political officials, can result in the removal of the chief executive from office. |
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OUTIS |
… So this is the picture Jia Yuanchun wanted to paint. Impotent Family Hierarch stammering and stumbling through her first meeting to the total and near-unanimous lack of support from the H Corp. board of directors. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Whatever jargon they're on about, seems to me they've got not an ounce of respect for the lass or us. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Never trust twats overly obsessed with numbers and optimizations. They'll be the first ones to kick you out the moment they no longer see you as useful… tch. |
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ISHMAEL |
You're not the only one who's pissed off, so can you please stop shaking your leg for a second? Don't need to make our frustration any more obvious, you know… |
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HEATHCLIFF |
My arse would've left the chair long ago if it weren't for this, lass… |
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FAUST |
In H Corp., should the board of directors unanimously vote in favor of the motion, certain parts of the Family Hierarch's powers will be removed. It is entirely possible that she will become a Hierarch in name only. |
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ISHMAEL |
Oh, so they're threatening to fire her unless she falls in line. This is some needlessly convoluted way to— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
The assembly will now consider the motion of no confidence. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Are there any objections to bringing the motion of no confidence against Family Hierarch Jia Xichun to the floor? |
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Jia Xichun |
H-hold on. The vote of no confidence isn't an item you can invoke so lightly— |
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Shi Huazhen |
… The Shi family has no objections. |
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Wang Zhao |
… Let's say the Wang family has no objections, either. |
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Xue Baochai |
Xue family, too. |
| [Don Quixote fades in faintly, shaking with anger.] | ||
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DON QUIXOTE |
… 'Tis far too vexing to simply watch and do naught. |
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SINCLAIR |
Right? I knew you wouldn't let this slide, Don Quixote. They're walking all over Xichun like she's not even here…! |
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DON QUIXOTE |
… Forsooth, we cannot let such injustice transpire unabated. |
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SINCLAIR |
Hey… seems like we're both on the same page. |
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SINCLAIR |
That's it, I'm not going to hesitate to make myself heard again… This time, I want to be courageous… with your help, Don Quixote… |
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SINCLAIR |
Come on, let's do this together…! Okay? |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Very well… I am in agreement! |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah… Then let's go on three, at the same time. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
If there are no objections… |
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SINCLAIR |
One… two… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… the assembly will put this resolution to vote in a month, and… |
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SINCLAIR |
… three…! |
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SINCLAIR |
Here, I ob—OBJECTION!!! |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Bloody hell— Oi, have you gone mental?! |
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SINCLAIR |
… Eh? |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Young Sinclair… thou hast evolved indeed. What an unmitigated pursuer of justice thou hast become, with such unrelenting fervor and utter disregard for decorum… |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Certainly, mine efforts have… finally borne fruit… |
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ISHMAEL |
What… what the hell? Did Don Quixote or Heathcliff suddenly rub off on you or something? |
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SINCLAIR |
… No, wait, no! No! |
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SINCLAIR |
What happened there, Don Quixote…? We were going to— what happened to objecting together…? |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Hoh? I had taken thy suggestion to mean that we must voice our dissatisfaction through the official channels borrowing the titles of the illustrious Red Gaze and the department of LCC? |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Disputes in succession of power on such a high level of government are hardly ever resolved with rash grandstanding… Wouldst thou not agree? |
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SINCLAIR |
Why are you normal all of a sudden…!? |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Lad… what just happened? What happened to the clammy, meek boy? |
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SINCLAIR |
W-well, that's… |
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SINCLAIR |
I guess I just… assumed that this is how Limbus Company rolls, now… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… There seems to have been an unexpected outburst from… Xichun's guests. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Withdraw your objection, and we will consider this a momentary loss of control and not enter it as an official statement. |
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SINCLAIR |
Uhh, uhmm… it was… uhm… |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
If not… I take it that you have full confidence in her abilities. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
So please, I encourage you to elaborate. When and how will Xichun demonstrate her aptitude for the responsibilities of the Family Hierarch? |
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SINCLAIR |
I, uhm… I… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
He can't. And how could anyone? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
How could anyone, when we all had a very clear view of her path to ascension? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
During the Family Hierarch Evaluation, Jia Baoyu donated the coins he received from Jia Qiu to you—essentially, you pity-partied your way to victory. |
| [Screen shakes violently.] | ||
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DANTE |
<P-pity partied…?> |
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Jia Yuanchun |
And for your ascension, Jia Qiu and those outsiders from an upstart company had to, almost literally, carry you to the seat. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Has there even been a single victory attained by your own hands in that entire process? |
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??? |
Ah, but have we not all been witnesses to the qualities she exhibited during the Family Hierarch Evaluation and her own ascension? You must have no shame, snaking your forked tongue in the audience of both heaven and earth like an unwitting buffoon. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
…! |
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Zigong |
Yet, I see the point. |
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Zigong |
The Hierarch, with her grace, needs only demonstrate her already-established qualifications before all. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
This is no place for an outsider to speak… but proceed. Just how will she prove herself before us? |
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Zigong |
Hmm? What an odd statement, coming from a fellow outsider who's been chattering for minutes on end? Forgive me, I could only presume from your verbosity that the right to speak in this forum was open to all outsiders. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
……. |
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Zigong |
You have said it yourself, no? That the vote on the no-confidence resolution will proceed in a month. |
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Zigong |
That seems to give the venerable Hierarch a month to regain the trust of each family. |
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SINCLAIR |
What…? |
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Zigong |
It is rather clear to me that there are many who find their own defeat in the Family Hierarch war difficult to accept… Such a doubt is easily resolved. A match between clans should lay out the results quite obviously. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… Very well. A fair challenge between clans. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Which would preclude the participation of the Family Hierarch's Heishou Packs and the Jialan guards. |
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Zigong |
… So you would remove her |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… Hah. What audacity… Do you truly have that much faith in Jia Xichun's abilities? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
You must know the consequences of failing these matches, no? It would be a unanimous, one-sided end to the vote of no confidence. And naturally, any and all rights appertaining to the Family Hierarch shall be transferred to the board of directors. |
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Zigong |
That is fine by us. You are free to choose any champion whom you see fit. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… Unfortunately, your underlings don't seem to share your inflated confidence— |
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HONG LU |
That's not true at all, big sister Yuanchun. |
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HONG LU |
We actually have just as much confidence in Xichun as she does~ |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… Impudent child. How dare he stare me down like that…? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Then you are welcome to try. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
One month. You have but one month to prove before all in audience that she is, indeed, fit to be the Family Hierarch. Should you fail… the vote may as well be a mere formality. |
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Zigong |
In other words… |
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Zigong |
Should she successfully prove herself, none of you shall again rightly challenge the independent rights and powers bestowed upon the Family Hierarch. |
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Zigong |
The consequences of such recalcitrance would be no different from those that the traitors are facing, wouldn't you agree? |
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Zigong |
Well, then. We will excuse ourselves now. |
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Jia Xichun |
Wait, I— I'm— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
We may call them 'sparring matches', but you must know that each and every one of them is a test to prove your claim to the seat of the Family Hierarch. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
A month is a time far too brief for drastic improvement, regardless of for whom it may be. Learning from a proper master for ten months straight might teach you a few things, but… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… who knows how long the search for one such master might take? Not to mention the official channels through which you must bring them past Daguanyuan's walls, which may take up to two months. Why not relent now and relinquish but a part of your powers as the Family Hierarch to the board of directors— |
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Zigong |
It seems that this fellow outsider's mental faculties are impressively lacking. |
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Zigong |
My lord has spoken in the past that, when in the presence of three people, at least one of them is bound to be a teacher of mine. |
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Zigong |
And here they are, aren't they? Jia Xichun's masters, each carrying something new to teach her. |
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Zigong |
All thirteen of them. |
8.5-2: Twelve Teachers
8.5-3: Another Student
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Zilu |
I see that you have all individually worked on your lesson plans as per Zigong's request. |
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Zilu |
I have received a total of… twelve lesson plans. |
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OUTIS |
Hold on, shouldn't there be thirteen of them? Even the Executive Manager has decided to spare their precious time to teach a class. |
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DANTE |
<Huh… yeah, I handed in my lesson plan, too.> |
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Zilu |
Hm, that is because— |
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ISHMAEL |
Uh… so who didn't do their homework? |
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HEATHCLIFF |
……. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
It ain't me… |
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OUTIS |
Oh please, at least try to make a compelling argument. Who else other than you could it possibly— |
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SINCLAIR |
I-it's me… |
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RODION |
You, Sinc…? You've been acting out of character a lot recently, what's going on? |
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SINCLAIR |
W-well, that's, uh… |
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SINCLAIR |
Ac… actually, I… |
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DANTE |
<Sinclair, are these papers…?> |
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SINCLAIR |
Phew… I'm done! |
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SINCLAIR |
Sorry, I got too into making a lesson plan and just couldn't stop myself from writing… whew… |
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Zilu |
……. |
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Zilu |
Um… you seem to have… dedicated quite the momentous effort… in drawing up this lesson plan… |
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DANTE |
<… What's up with her?> |
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Zilu |
Hm… let's start reviewing from the first of the stack. |
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Zilu |
108 Analytical Approaches to an Aesthete's A.A.A… |
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Zilu |
… What does A.A.A mean? And how do you plan to explore all 108 approaches in a month…? |
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SINCLAIR |
Appreciation of Artistry in Assassinations… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
……. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
F.U.[3] went too far. |
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SINCLAIR |
Agh… Right… sorry…! |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Flip a page and continue reading for those 108 approaches. |
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Zilu |
… What paint… did you use? |
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Zigong |
It's quite viscous and… the paper has partially melted. |
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GREGOR |
Agh! Lady, watch yourself! You almost got some on my arm! |
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Zilu |
Aha… a painting…? Hm… |
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Zilu |
……. |
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Zilu |
…! |
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RODION |
Zi… Zilu? |
| [Zilu shivers.] | ||
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Zilu |
En… entrails… coating the world… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Heh… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Now you know how aesthetes appreciate the artistry of slaughter. |
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ISHMAEL |
Just what the hell did you paint in that paper— Hey, get it together! |
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Zilu |
Ah… My mind wandered for a moment. |
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DANTE |
<…….> |
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Zilu |
This is too dangerous to be used for a lesson. Thus, it goes to the discard pile… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Hmph, weaksauce. |
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Zilu |
Next. |
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Zilu |
"Intro to Societal Reintegration"… impressive title. |
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Zilu |
Chapter 1… How to shake hands with your left hand when the situation calls for it… |
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Zilu |
…? |
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Zilu |
Chapter 2… Exploration of exclusively long-sleeved fashion & practices… |
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Zilu |
……. |
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Zilu |
Chapter 3… Projecting confidence & why having a bug arm is totally cool. |
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GREGOR |
That's uh… you know. You know how it is. Be proud of who you are, all that philosophy stuff. |
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GREGOR |
I wanted this lesson to give a bit of a paradigm shift where we can all come to see our flaws not as failings but as evidence of our individuality… |
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GREGOR |
… which will usher in a world where we can carry on with our lives, no matter what kind of arm we have… |
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Zilu |
Discard. Next. |
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Zilu |
Intro to Denigrative Linguistics… Subheading, The Power of Words: Sticks and Stones May Break Their Bones, So Let's Add Words to the Pile… |
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OUTIS |
My credentials include the ability to dress down an opponent so hard that they fall to their knees and beg me to stop. |
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OUTIS |
I have plans for application as well; the lesson teaches methods pertaining to disguising compliments in criticisms and vice versa. |
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Zilu |
All of this seems rather difficult to learn. |
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OUTIS |
I have concluded from my hitherto observations that Jia Xichun is an individual of great promise in this field. |
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OUTIS |
Follow my instructions to a tee, and I guarantee you that this cadet shall be able to have the upper hand in any verbal confrontations. |
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Zilu |
Hm. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Is this a curriculum to make the best brawler or the best Family Hierarch out of me? |
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Zilu |
On Justice… Another impressive title. |
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Zilu |
Subheading, Methodologies of Captivating an Entire Room of Preoccupied Audience… |
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Zilu |
… Discard. |
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DON QUIXOTE |
FIE ON THEE!!!!! WHEREFORE?!!!!! |
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Zilu |
Next… |
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Zilu |
PraxisOfEgoSplittingConcerningInterMirrorConflictBetweenTheSelfAndTheReflection&ParadoxicallyFracturedTheoryOfIdealismInWhichOneAttemptsToOpenAnUnopeningDoorToOpenTheDoor… |
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Zilu |
… Utterly incomprehensible. Discard. |
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YI SANG |
Perhaps Miss Ryōshū's advice to truncate the lesson title should have been taken in earnest… |
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Zilu |
Survival & Exploration… |
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Zilu |
Twenty-one reasons to pay attention when the exploration team leader is giving advice on the upcoming adventure… Case study for thirty horrible mistakes that occurred because the team was distracted during the leader's lecture… |
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Zilu |
How to track down a troublemaker who tries to sweep trouble under the rug while the team leader isn't looking… Someone ignored my advice that we should have been moving two steps ahead… Finally, I've narrowed them down to three culprits… |
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ISHMAEL |
Agh, wait! I forgot to take that part out— |
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Zilu |
The art of using yawning as a cover for popping a cookie or two into your mouth. Especially useful when getting lectured. |
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RODION |
Hey, if you get good enough at it, you can do that with nuts, too~ |
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ISHMAEL |
Aha… so it was you who made those crunching noises in our last meeting. |
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RODION |
Whaaat?! Nah, do ya take me for an amateur?! |
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Zilu |
The Art of Social Maneuvers: How to let it flow through you… |
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Zilu |
How to not make things awkward when you walk right in on someone badmouthing you… |
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HONG LU |
The most important part of this art is to flash a refreshing smile in a way that looks earnest. It helps when you convince yourself that smiling is what brings good fortune. |
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HONG LU |
Smiles have a way of disarming people, giving them pause and making them hesitate. |
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Jia Xichun |
I remember that. Big bro used that 'technique' to confuse a lot of Daguanyuan people who hated him… |
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Zilu |
… I see. |
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Zilu |
This… well, this… |
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Zilu |
… I can't quite bring myself to throw this into the shredder. |
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Zilu |
Next. How to remain in complete stillness for a week until the next command is received. |
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MEURSAULT |
This lesson plan was designed based on Rodion's advice that I must prioritize strengths that are unique to myself. |
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RODION |
Look, in my defense… I didn't know he considered that to be his unique strength, 'kay~? |
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Zilu |
Let us consider whether standing in complete stillness for a week is a quality one might seek in the Family Hierarch. |
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MEURSAULT |
Hm. |
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Zilu |
This one is certainly interesting. |
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Zilu |
What Separates Bravado from Bravery? |
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Zilu |
… Jack shite! Sod off and grab your weapons! |
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DANTE |
<Yep… always gotta read the full print…> |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Hah! It's my philosophy that reason don't necessarily need to be considered before comin' to blows. |
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Zilu |
Martial prowess is indeed an indispensable part of the Family Hierarch's qualities. |
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Zilu |
But our focus is not on developing a Hierarch of a Syndicate. |
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Zilu |
Next… |
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Zilu |
Information Disparity as a Driver of Inequitable Treatment… |
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Jia Xichun |
… Oh? Huh, that's actually the most interesting-sounding one so far. |
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Zilu |
… and the Application of Engineering Frameworks… |
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Jia Xichun |
Ookay, it's kinda losing me, but I'm still on board. |
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Zilu |
… for Systematic Resolution in |
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Jia Xichun |
… Is it still going? |
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Zilu |
That was one-fifth of the full title. |
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YI SANG |
… It seems that the same trouble has hindered both you and I. |
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FAUST |
Every word in that title was added for its absolute necessity. |
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YI SANG |
Indeed, indeed… |
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Zilu |
Haah… Finally… |
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Zilu |
Now that that's over— |
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SINCLAIR |
Yes, it's, uhm… it's finally my turn. |
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Zilu |
……. |
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SINCLAIR |
Whew… |
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SINCLAIR |
Thinking back, even back in school, I used to daydream about… becoming a teacher myself. I thought I could be good at it. |
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SINCLAIR |
So, I guess you could say that I'm pretty happy to be given an opportunity like this. |
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SINCLAIR |
I call my lesson… the Theory on Self-overcoming. |
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SINCLAIR |
We have to accept that everyone stumbles at first. But by always striving to be a better person than I was yesterday… |
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RODION |
Hey, but what if I… like who I was yesterday more? |
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SINCLAIR |
Um… |
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SINCLAIR |
That's okay. Everyone has their own unique potential sleeping deep inside. |
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SINCLAIR |
So, with everything I've learned and experienced so far, let me teach you. Let me teach you how to not doubt your own capabilities, how to always shoot higher— |
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Jia Xichun |
… Hold on. You had me for a second there, but what's up with acting like you're an infinitely more enlightened person than I am? |
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SINCLAIR |
… Ah, of course. I've prepared a speaking class where you can learn how to speak with modesty, too. |
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ISHMAEL |
I never would've imagined Sinclair would be this into it. |
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RODION |
Yeah, too bad he's so into it that he's not even listening to what Xichun's saying… |
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Zigong |
Following that, your company's—ah, it seems that Zilu has completed her review. |
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Saude |
Oh, I see! Now, how's everything going, everyone? Class prep going well? |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Sob… sob… Mine curriculum most especial…!!! |
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Saude |
… Okay! So that's a no. |
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ISHMAEL |
Well… it wasn't a complete bust, at least. Sinclair's lesson plan survived… |
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SINCLAIR |
Phew… Miss Zigong, Miss Saude, I've prepared a full thirty days' worth of lesson plans. Would you like to take a look? |
They were looking away. | ||
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Zigong |
……. |
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Zigong |
So he doesn't know. Would you mind explaining this, Zilu? |
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Zilu |
… I could not bring myself to tell him. Apologies. |
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Zigong |
So, this young man produced this entire, sizable stack of lesson plans all on his own… |
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Zigong |
I see. Weakness has found its way into your heart in the face of such earnest effort… I understand. |
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Zilu |
However, it has been decided that… Sinclair will not be participating as one of Jia Xichun's teachers. |
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Zigong |
Or should I call you Pupil Sinclair, to be exact? |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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SINCLAIR |
Ha ha… this has gotta be a mistake, right? Isn't Xichun the pupil here…? |
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Zigong |
No, there haven't been any mistakes. My lord has specifically instructed that you are to learn from this as well. |
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SINCLAIR |
What…? |
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Sinclair & Jia Xichun |
Whaaaaat?!?!???!?!?!?!?! Seriously??!?!?!?!??!?!?! |
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SINCLAIR |
This… this isn't right… |
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SINCLAIR |
Guys, this isn't right… |
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RODION |
Ahh~ Now this looks like a proper classroom. |
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RODION |
It woulda felt pretty dang empty with just Xichun sitting there all on her own, don'tcha think~? |
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RODION |
Besides, I bet Sinc's the resident expert on going to schools, right? School was a luxury for me, ya know. |
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SINCLAIR |
… Yeah, maybe, but that doesn't mean I ever wanted to go back to school… |
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OUTIS |
You should learn to be grateful. I don't dole out my teachings to just anyone! |
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ISHMAEL |
Don't forget we have to re-do the whole lesson plan under their supervision. |
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SINCLAIR |
Outis, you… you always get on your soapbox and try to lecture everyone about something after every single battle anyway… |
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SINCLAIR |
A-and you, Ishmael, you always get hyperfixated on something! Once you find something interesting, you never stop talking about it for three hours, at least! And— |
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YI SANG |
Hm… I will ensure that you receive the best education I can provide, Sinclair. |
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SINCLAIR |
Hold on, Yi Sang! I thought we were the underdog duo! Remember during the check-up when I said "we got this"? We were going to get this together! |
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YI SANG |
The evaluation painted a twisted picture of the true scale of strength, the sole measure of which erroneously relied entirely on physical might. I shall not hesitate to impart knowledge for those who require education. |
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Wei |
Congratulations, my lady. You have found yourself a "deskmate", which some also call a "bestie", depending on desk placement. |
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Jia Xichun |
…? |
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Jia Xichun |
Deskmate, bestie… what the heck does any of that mean? |
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RODION |
Huh…? |
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Wei |
Ah… she… |
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Wei |
When I first met her when she was sixteen, she explained to me that she hadn't attended any school-like institutions. |
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Wei |
This is par for the course for children of Hongyuan who are raised for the purpose of becoming the next Family Hierarch. The reason being that schools can be a perfect place to assassinate someone. |
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SINCLAIR |
So… "deskmates" and "besties"… |
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SINCLAIR |
… usually sit next to each other and help one another out. |
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SINCLAIR |
A bestie might nudge the other awake when they doze off… share their homework with one another if one forgot to do theirs… They usually end up being included in the best memories of each other's school time. |
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Jia Xichun |
Hmm… |
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Jia Xichun |
So not very important at all, huh? I think I got this on my own, I don't need a "bestie". |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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Wei |
It may have come a few years late, but I am moved that my lady finally has a chance at experiencing school… |
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HONG LU |
Same here. I remember it like yesterday—Xichun would sit and watch other kids walk to school from a distance, tears welling in her eyes. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Dude! |
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HONG LU |
Oh, that reminds me. One day, out of nowhere, she started saying something about "eating from lunchboxes with friends". I haven't a clue as to how or where she even heard about it, but she snuck into the kitchen and— |
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Jia Xichun |
Argh!! Wait! Don't you guys have lesson plans to write? Come on, hurry up! Thirty days are ticking down! We've only got thirty days! |
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Zigong |
Of course. |
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Zigong |
Unfortunately, I have become quite occupied with another task of great importance: assisting Wei with indexing and reviewing various documents that are in critical need of organizing. |
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Zigong |
Thus, I must leave the lesson planning task to you two, Zilu and Miss Saude. Have you any thoughts on the matter? |
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Zilu |
… Slacker. |
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Zigong |
What was that? |
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Zilu |
… I said nothing. |
8.5-4: Thirty Days of Classes
Day 1
Day 1 Pre-Class - Yi Sang
Day 1 Post-Class - Yi Sang
Day 2 Pre-Class - Don Quixote
Day 2 Post-Class - Don Quixote
Day 3 Pre-Class - Faust
Day 3 Post-Class - Faust
Day 4 Pre-Class - Gregor
Day 4 Post-Class - Gregor
Day 5 Pre-Class - Hong Lu
Day 5 Post-Class - Hong Lu
Day 6
Day 6 Pre-Midterm - Shi Huazhen
Day 6 Post-Midterm - Shi Huazhen
Day 7 Pre-Class - Ishmael
Day 7 Post-Class - Ishmael
Day 9 Pre-Class - Meursault
Day 11 Pre-Class - Outis
Day 12 Pre-Midterm - Shi Sijing
Day 12 Post-Midterm - Shi Sijing
Day 13 Pre-Class - Ryōshu
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
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RYŌSHŪ |
T.K.T.D.W.K. Heh. |
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SINCLAIR |
"Teaching kids how to deal with kids… heh." she says. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Looks like your manager's not the only one who needs a translator. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
I would've liked to teach a particularly bloody art class, but… tsk. That A.L[4] black hare discarded my lesson plan. |
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DANTE |
<Yeah, no. I don't think your lesson plan would've flown even if Zilu wasn't there… artless or otherwise.> |
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RYŌSHŪ |
In today's class… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
I'll S.Y.N.C[5] if you're a U.A.[6] |
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Jia Xichun |
… What? |
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RYŌSHŪ |
But I'll S.C.A.N[7] if you're a U.C.[8] |
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Jia Xichun |
…???? |
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SINCLAIR |
I'll snap your neck completely if you're an unruly adult… |
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SINCLAIR |
… but I'll soothe, coax, and nurture if you're an unruly child. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Did you guys rehearse this or something? Am I getting pranked right now? |
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SINCLAIR |
N-no, not at all. Just listen carefully, evaluate the context, and there you have it. |
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Jia Xichun |
What context? What context was I supposed to evaluate?! |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Let the art do the talking. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
M.T.L[9], kids. |
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SINCLAIR |
Ah, yeah… there's much to learn. Class is about to begin. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Bring the class material, attendant. |
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Xiren |
… Yes. |
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Xiren |
Upon the venerable Family Hierarch's orders, I have brought a child from the Wang family. |
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Jia Xichun |
Why's Xiren—no, wait. What? You brought a who from a what family upon who's orders?! |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Puff… too many travel restrictions here. So I borrowed the rich kid's attendant. |
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SINCLAIR |
You've been bringing her along to help you get to places, huh… |
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Jia Xichun |
No, I mean just what do you mean you brought that kid on my orders?! |
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Wang Family Child |
I… I extend my greetings to the… the venerable Hierarch… |
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DANTE |
<That kid's scared out of his mind.> |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Memories of childhood are… important. They're the experiences that shape your future. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
… Observe and learn. |
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Jia Xichun |
… What's up with you acting serious all of a sudden…? Though I do agree that childhood memories are important. |
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Jia Xichun |
My memories with big brother Baoyu are what—ahem. Anyways, moving on. You heard nothing. |
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Jia Xichun |
The point is, I think becoming approachable to kids here might help prevent a lot of potential future conflicts. |
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Jia Xichun |
But you've got your work cut out for you. Children of Daguanyuan are extremely wary of anyone who's not their immediate family. |
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Jia Xichun |
Even worse, you pretty much tricked that kid here using my name… he must be terrified. And I imagine his parents must've given him a whole lot of warnings, too. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Heh. I'll give you a demonstration. Behold. |
Day 13 Post-Class - Ryōshū
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
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Jia Xichun |
Wow, he's really taken a liking to her. |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah. He wouldn't stop crying when we tried to get him to calm down… |
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Jia Xichun |
Besides… how's she even doing that with her hands? Not even masters of martial arts move like that. |
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Wang Family Child |
Hee hee~ |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Don't pull too hard. |
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SINCLAIR |
Never would've imagined Ryōshū would be good at this… neat. |
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Jia Xichun |
But… I think I get it. |
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Jia Xichun |
Showering kids with tasty stuff and gifts isn't the best way to go about it—what's important is helping them understand just what kind of person I am. |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah, the kid's really on edge for his age. I'd start to make some progress, but whenever he suspected that I was lying or something, he'd immediately go back to being on guard. |
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Jia Xichun |
… That's also because he's a Daguanyuan kid. Kids… don't survive this place for long if they're not quick on the uptake. |
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Wang Family Child |
Venerable Hierarch… m-may I ask you something…? |
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Jia Xichun |
Well, asking's free, but I gotta tell you, it's going to depend on what you're about to ask whether I can help you or not. |
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Wang Family Child |
Huh…? |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Wrong move, rookie Hierarch. Why say all that when T.W.D.T[10]? You don't get the immaculacy of succinct abbreviations. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Speak, kid. |
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Wang Family Child |
Ah! I-it's, uhm, my big sis said that when the Family Hierarch war's over, I can finally play tons with friends… |
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Wang Family Child |
… but their parents told em to stay inside 'cuz it's too dangerous outside… |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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Wang Family Child |
My cousin says you're the biggest and the baddest of Hongyuan, venerable Hierarch… |
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Wang Family Child |
… so I wanted to ask if… you can make Daguanyuan safe? I wanna play with my friends… |
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Jia Xichun |
… Gotcha. I'll review your suggestion positively. |
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SINCLAIR |
She says she'll totally make that happen. |
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SINCLAIR |
You've got a lot on your plate, huh… Dealing with Restructuring Days is just one of them. |
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Jia Xichun |
Hmph, I was going to try to improve the safety of this place anyway, whether he asked me to or not. |
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Jia Xichun |
Safe enough for a kid like that to run around the market all on his own… A place where he doesn't have to be afraid to go outside… |
Day 15 Pre-Class - Rodion
Day 18 Pre-Midterm - Wang Qingshan
Day 18 Post-Midterm - Wang Qingshan
Day 19 Pre-Class - Heathcliff
Day 21 Pre-Class - Night Drifter
Day 24 Pre-Midterm - Xue Pan
Day 24 Post-Midterm - Xue Pan
Day 25
Day 26 Pre-Class - Heathcliff
Day 26 Post-Class - Heathcliff
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
| [Their spar ensues. During, Sinclair uses an impressive Skill with five Unbreakable Coins and gains the | ||
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HEATHCLIFF |
Alright, that's good enough. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Bloody hell, lad. That was much closer than I thought! |
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SINCLAIR |
… Huff… huff… G-good match. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Jeez, don't most people usually lose steam the longer a fight gets? What the heck was that at the end…? |
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DANTE |
<You alright, Sinclair…?> |
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SINCLAIR |
Hm? Uh… yeah, it's not like we were going at it with real weapons. And the fight ended before it got any further, thankfully, so I'm not hurt or anything. |
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SINCLAIR |
I'm feeling a bit of fever on my forehead, though… |
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Jia Xichun |
… Hey, you ever run away from home before? |
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SINCLAIR |
Uh… where's this coming from? |
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Jia Xichun |
Going by the way you're acting, it's clear to me that you're a homebody, but… |
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Jia Xichun |
… there's something behind your eyes that tells me that your life hasn't all been sunshine and rainbows. |
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SINCLAIR |
Hm… I wouldn't call it 'running away from home'… it's more like I left home. |
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SINCLAIR |
… Because I didn't have a choice. |
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Jia Xichun |
How did that feel? |
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SINCLAIR |
… Like I was melting away into nothing. I suddenly had to face the whole terrible world all on my own, and that was so overwhelming that—well, I'm sure you can't quite commiserate. You've been on top of your game your whole life, after all. |
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Jia Xichun |
… I did leave Daguanyuan by my own volition, but… |
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Jia Xichun |
… if I'm being honest—and here's something I never told Wei—I felt unutterably lost. There was so much that I had to do, so much responsibility. |
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Jia Xichun |
I guess neither of us were that ready for the world when we left home. |
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Jia Xichun |
I feel just as lost back home, though. |
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SINCLAIR |
Ah, and there's Heathcliff, too—he also left home. Sometime ago, we paid a visit to the manor he grew up in. |
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SINCLAIR |
Heading home must've been pretty exciting for him. You have no idea how much of the journey back he spent gussying up and primping his hair… |
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HEATHCLIFF |
……. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
… Somethin' just came up. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Class dismissed. |
Day 28 Post-Class - Night Drifter
Day 29
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
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DANTE |
<Well… I'm supposed to teach this class, but…> |
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DANTE |
<… honestly, I'm not entirely sure what to do here.> |
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DANTE |
<It's not like I can suddenly teach you guys to hear the fathoms of other people's hearts…> |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah… it's not like we can suddenly have a heart-to-heart out of nowhere, right? |
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Wei |
And that is precisely why I have installed this box called "Messages from the Hearts" by the door here when the lessons first began. |
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DANTE |
<Messages from the Hearts?> |
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Wei |
The greatest strength of "Messages from the Hearts" is its anonymity. Here, people can anonymously share the concerns that have been eating away at them without the fear of judgment. |
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Jia Xichun |
Hm… Yeah, this seems like a great idea. I can see how everyone can be more honest about their feelings behind the masks of anonymity. |
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Wei |
The box is quite heavy. It seems that everyone's been making quite the liberal use of this. |
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Wei |
Let's see. The one on the bottom has to be the first message; let's see what it says. |
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Anonymous |
Oi, I've got to ask. Do those "consultations" even do anything? |
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DANTE |
<… Does this "mask of anonymity" even do anything?> |
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Anonymous |
Also, what's the point of these messages anyway? If you've got to whinge, whinge at their face. |
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Anonymous |
Well… I ain't got much else to say, so… uh… Ah, I've got one. My neighbor next door keeps makin' weird noises at night, so do somethin' about that, yeah? |
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Anonymous |
Somethin' about a "smoking head"… over and over again. |
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Anonymous |
The point is, it's been gettin' on my nerves. If that doesn't get taken care of in a week, I'll deal with it in my own way. |
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DANTE |
<Deal with it how…?> |
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Jia Xichun |
… It's all just personal grievances. |
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SINCLAIR |
Um… let's see what the next one says. |
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Anonymous |
Who dares harrow the Executive Manager with such useless, weak-minded complaints?! |
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Anonymous |
If you're going to continue wasting the Executive Manager's precious time and cause them trouble, I will personally hold you responsible for that blunder. You best prepare yourself for consequences. |
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SINCLAIR |
Wow, it's like she's right here, speaking right into my ear. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Never thought written words could cause hearing damage |
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DANTE |
<… Moving on…>… |
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Anonymous |
I don't know if it's just me, but… |
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Anonymous |
… someone's probably been spying on these papers, huh. |
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Anonymous |
I've got proof, too. I folded this piece of paper up into a Padlock Knot shape, but whoever spied on it did a pretty bad job of replicating it. |
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Anonymous |
Oh, and another thing. My compass disappeared. |
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Anonymous |
It's the compass I got for surviving the hellish depths of the Belle Morte Trenches… |
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Anonymous |
We're going to have to re-establish some house rules soon. |
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Jia Xichun |
A theft report? Did… one of you steal her compass or something? |
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SINCLAIR |
Nah, no way… We'd never steal from each other, no matter how hard things get. |
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Anonymous |
Something… troubles me. |
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SINCLAIR |
Ooh, finally. Someone finally submitted a real concern here. |
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Anonymous |
Was it the Type-A wire that caused the explosion, or was it caused by replacing the clamp part from the shattering gear? |
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Anonymous |
……. |
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Anonymous |
Ah, the likely answer has been found. Do not concern yourselves with this message. |
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DANTE |
<…….> |
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DANTE |
<Well, that's that, I guess….> |
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Anonymous |
… Look, I felt like I should really share this with everyone… |
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Jia Xichun |
Hmm, this one might be something serious for once. |
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Anonymous |
I can't just let this slip away like nothing happened… ya know? |
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Anonymous |
Yeah, I'm talking about… the incident that happened aboard Mephi sometime ago… |
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Anonymous |
Remember how someone smashed an alarm clock against Dante's head while they were sleeping? No one ended up figuring out what happened there, right? |
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DANTE |
<Ahh…> |
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Jia Xichun |
… You're going to have to bring me up to speed on this. |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah… I don't know exactly when this was, but there was a loud shattering noise outside at night, so we all ran out to see what happened… |
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DANTE |
<But no one managed to find any credible clue, so… I guess we just let it slide?> |
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Anonymous |
Anyhoo, Dante said they were a-ok, so we just moved on from it, but… |
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Anonymous |
I'm telling ya, I saw what I saw. I saw Greg's… bug arm. |
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Anonymous |
So here's my guess. What if he happened to lose his balance… while carrying that alarm clock with one hand? |
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Anonymous |
Ya know what I mean? I'm trusting the anonymity thingy on this~! |
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DANTE |
<…!> |
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DANTE |
<Gregor… He wouldn't…> |
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Anonymous |
Mm. |
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Anonymous |
The alarm clock, broken due to shock at the time of the incident, was pointing precisely at 22:32. |
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Anonymous |
And… |
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Anonymous |
… at that hour, only two individuals were awake for the night watch duty. |
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DANTE |
<…!> |
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Jia Xichun |
Guys, this is turning into like… a whole investigation… |
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DANTE |
<Around 22:00, one of the two individuals who were on the night watch duty was…> |
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SINCLAIR |
Yep, Miss Faust was one of them… |
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SINCLAIR |
Huh, hey… Dante… |
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SINCLAIR |
Didn't you have a brief conversation with Faust that morning? |
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DANTE |
<Hmm, now that I think back on it…> |
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DANTE |
<I did have a talk with Faust that day. Briefly.> |
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DANTE |
<Faust made a few criticisms on my command style, and she was right, but… I pretended to not hear her because I didn't have anything to retort with….> |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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DANTE |
<Don't tell me Faust actually held a grudge against me for that…!> |
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Anonymous |
So, fellas, uh… I don't think anyone's noticed this, but… |
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Anonymous |
I noticed a dusting of cigarette ash near the shattered alarm clock. |
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Anonymous |
As you know, Manager Bud, there's only two among us who smoke. |
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Anonymous |
But one of them stayed put in his own room, know what I mean? There's a witness, too. |
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Anonymous |
Unless that witness is a cowardly liar… I'm sure she will come forward and tell everyone exactly what happened that night… |
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Anonymous |
Hnnnnngh… I shall prove unto thee, that I am no cowardly weaver of lies! |
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Anonymous |
In truth, among numerous cosplays I had wished to accomplish… was the duo of Cap'n Skorps and the One-eyed Navigator… |
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Anonymous |
Aha! To explain the lore of Cap'n Skorps—this tale begineth… verily… in year 757… |
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Anonymous |
Alas, the possibility of procuring a scorpion arm proved more dubious than one could have expected. Thus did I convince young Gregor to join forces with me—to cosplay together and capture our glorious forms in photographs! Though 'twas a pity he had no pipe, only a cigarette between his teeth. |
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Anonymous |
And young Ishmael's compass… was to be the Cap'n's trinket, and for that purpose I had briefly borrowed it from her room… |
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Anonymous |
O, woe is me! For I, regrettably, spilled an entire can of tuna, another prop—and the compass was swallowed by its greasy juices… |
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Anonymous |
Despite my best efforts to restore it, the tunny-aroma lingereth still… |
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Anonymous |
I beg thy forgiveness, Manager Esquire… sob… |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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DANTE |
<Well, at least we now know who took Ishmael's compass.> |
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Anonymous |
Frustrating. |
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Anonymous |
T.C.[11] |
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Anonymous |
G.W.N.N & M.T.L.[12] |
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Jia Xichun |
Is this like… a code? |
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DANTE |
<Sinclair? Translation, please…> |
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SINCLAIR |
Uh… |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah, trying to parse that from written text is usually way harder… |
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SINCLAIR |
I normally try to read the speaker's tone and the general context of her words, so… |
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Jia Xichun |
Guys, are we… are we actually going to try to find the culprit? |
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Jia Xichun |
Guys… |
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Anonymous |
Alright, that's it. Clockhead, read up. |
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Anonymous |
I'm goin' to confront the sod and tell 'em to tell it like it is if there's somethin' buggin' 'em, instead of whinging in his sleep. |
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Anonymous |
Now where is he?! |
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DANTE |
<Hey, nice. Heath—I mean, looks like this Anonymous person's trying to get to the bottom of this.> |
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Anonymous |
Dante… |
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Sinner #1 |
Fare you well…? It is I… the Sinner first in the order… |
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Sinner #1 |
Apologies are in order—ever since the incident, I could hardly lull myself to a restful sleep… |
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Sinner #1 |
In truth, it was none other than myself who pummeled your head with… a clock… |
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Sinner #1 |
To explain this, one must first explore the—(The sentence cuts off, as this part of the paper has been torn off.) |
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Sinner #1 |
Mm… worry not about what exists no longer. I will not embark on a multiloquent ascribing of excuses. |
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Sinner #1 |
I write before you in shame, and express my willingness to accept any punishment you see fit to dole out. |
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Sinner #1 |
I seek nothing but your forgiveness… |
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DANTE |
<I can't believe the culprit was Yi S—I mean, that Sinner…> |
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Jia Xichun |
Good thing he fessed up, but doesn't something feel off about the whole thing? |
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Jia Xichun |
… What if he's just trying to take the heat? |
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SINCLAIR |
But it seems to me that the #1 Sinner doesn't want to share the story any further. |
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SINCLAIR |
Maybe it's best we not dig into it unnecessarily. |
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Anonymous |
Oh? Hello, Dante. |
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Anonymous |
I was taking a walk near here when I found a piece of paper somebody tore off. So I'm returning it here. |
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Anonymous |
Hope it finds its way to the original writer~ |
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DANTE |
<… Thus returns the #1 Sinner's paper…> |
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DANTE |
<This has to be the key to resolving this case…!> |
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Sinner #1 |
—the truth of what transpired. |
| [Flashback.] | ||
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??? |
You ever find yourself wondering? |
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??? |
Wondering if that crackling fire-like thing on top of the manager's head… |
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??? |
… is hot like real fire… or if it would not give off any heat. Curious, right? |
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SINCLAIR |
Ah… don't worry about it, Yi Sang. |
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SINCLAIR |
It's not like we have any other way to tell other than touching it ourselves, ha ha. |
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YI SANG |
Hm… indeed… Unproven phenomena cannot be confirmed without direct means of observation… |
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SINCLAIR |
Ah, they're asleep. Must've been pretty tired… |
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YI SANG |
Mm, indeed. The ticking noise has shrunk in volume. |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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YI SANG |
……. |
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YI SANG |
It seems that we have just shared a thought. |
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SINCLAIR |
What if we were to just… quickly check… |
| [Cut to black.] | ||
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SINCLAIR |
… while the manager's asleep? |
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YI SANG |
Gulp… |
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YI SANG |
Perhaps the sound of phlegm sinking past my gullet… makes far too much noise for this task… |
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SINCLAIR |
Yeah, well… I'm just finding out how loud my heartbeat can get… |
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SINCLAIR |
…! |
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SINCLAIR |
Uh… Yi Sang…! |
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SINCLAIR |
The alarm next to the manager… |
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SINCLAIR |
It's about to go off…! You have a minute, at most…! |
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YI SANG |
Ah… Ahh…! |
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YI SANG |
I shall—I shall interface with the timepiece… |
| [Ryōshū enters the room.] | ||
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RYŌSHŪ |
Hmph… |
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RYŌSHŪ |
Look at you rats, playing a played-out prank. |
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Yi Sang & Sinclair |
…! | |
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DANTE |
<AAAAAAARGH!> |
| [End flashback.] | ||
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DANTE |
<And that is indeed the full tale of what has transpired… hm. Under the lens of hindsight's illumination, it would almost appear that I am making a secret accusation to a fellow of mine… It would be easier on my heart to simply assume the entire weight of culpability myself…> |
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DANTE |
<… and that's where it ends.> |
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Jia Xichun |
The culprit was right under our noses the entire time. |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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SINCLAIR |
Sorry, Dante… |
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SINCLAIR |
I… should've been upfront about it, but… |
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SINCLAIR |
… Outis was so adamant about utterly punishing the culprit that I couldn't bring myself to… you know… |
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DANTE |
<Hm… can't deny that…> |
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SINCLAIR |
… tell you the truth in time. |
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SINCLAIR |
……. |
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SINCLAIR |
To tell you another truth… |
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SINCLAIR |
… I think I might have an idea as to why I've been made a student alongside Miss Xichun. |
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SINCLAIR |
There must've been something that the company was expecting from me, but it's just not showing up, so… they must be making me take these classes to compensate for it. |
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SINCLAIR |
Everyone else is boldly facing their own issues and slowly overcoming them… |
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SINCLAIR |
… while I'm still here, feeling like I'm stagnating in place. |
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SINCLAIR |
They've been telling me that my time's yet to come, but… |
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SINCLAIR |
I don't know. I just get the feeling that that ship might've sailed for me already. |
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DANTE |
<I don't think anyone's got the perfect idea of how the whole trajectory of their lives is going to be.> |
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DANTE |
<That's why we're all on the bus, isn't it?> |
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SINCLAIR |
… You know, you can just shout at me to get my act together, like Heathcliff does. |
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DANTE |
<Oh I will. If I have to.> |
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Jia Xichun |
Whatever that was… you guys managed to talk it out, huh. |
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Jia Xichun |
All I heard was that ticking noise. |
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SINCLAIR |
Ah… sorry about that. What Dante said was— |
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Jia Xichun |
Hey, don't bother. I just needed a quick glance at that look on your face to feel that tick-tock with my heart. |
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DANTE |
<So… what do you guys think Ryōshū was trying to say?> |
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SINCLAIR |
… Two culprits. |
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SINCLAIR |
Guy with nightly nightmares and… my translator. |
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DANTE |
<… I see. > |
Day 30
8.5-5: Finals
8.5-6: Hierarch Rescue Operation
8.5-8: The Adept
Pre-battle
Post-battle
8.5-9: The Master
Pre-battle
8.5-11: When the Student Becomes the Master
Pre-battle
Mid-battle 1
Mid-battle 2
The following scene plays only if Jia Xichun's Zhi, Yong, and Ren are all at 800 or greater. If any one of her stats are below this, the Night Drifter instead clashes with Xichun a few times before falling to his knees and succumbing to the Heishou's poison.
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
| [Xichun and the Night Drifter clash, sparks flying. The Night Drifter swings his weapon and Xichun leaps away, but swiftly approaches again, poised to strike.] | ||
| 无音 | ||
| [First strike.] | ||
| 无形 | ||
| [Second strike.] | ||
| 无念 | ||
| [Third and fourth strike. Xichun pushes the Night Drifter away and opens her fan. The screen flashes white, silhouetting the two as Xichun delivers the final whirling cut to the Night Drifter. ] | ||
| 醉浸 睡浸 春 | ||
| [The text explodes outward in wind and petals, revealing the Night Drifter defeated.] | ||
Post-battle
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
| [Black background.] | ||
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Night Drifter |
When the unsieved dregs of old, cloudy wine settle and the bitter life is left behind… |
| [The Night Drifter fades out.] | ||
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Night Drifter |
… the clear, crisp waters shall spring forth, twinkling under the sun's apricity. |
8.5-12: The Proof
| Speaker | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
| [Black screen.] | ||
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Jia Yuanchun |
I hear that there was a rather unsavory incident at the most recent exam; I must say, it is fortunate that no important blood has been spilled during it. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
A nameless, faceless man infiltrating the living quarters of Daguanyuan… I can only be glad that he met the deserved fate. |
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Jia Xichun |
Anyone who was at the site could attest to the fact that my guests and I were assaulted by Heishou - Si branch as well. |
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Jia Xichun |
If anyone's going to be held responsible, don't you agree that the blame should fall squarely on whoever decided to send the snakes to that particular location at that specific time, big sister Yuanchun? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Hmm, is that so? Yet they testify that their presence was only to eliminate the drifter of the night who dared sneak into Daguanyuan. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Earlier than your own Heishou Pack, even. |
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Jia Xichun |
……. |
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Jia Xichun |
Yeah. Not only did you get me a new master… |
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Jia Xichun |
… in your impatience to see my growth, asked that same master to harm me. You've certainly outdone yourself, sister. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… He was nothing more than a boorish executioner of Hongyuan who was willing to do anything for money. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
I hope you won't be blaming your dear sister for the crime that man has committed independently, out of his own volition. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Xichun, I believe this only reinforces my argument that the people of Daguanyuan aren't the only people here who believe that you are terribly out of your depth for the task. |
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Jia Xichun |
But, Yuanchun… |
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Jia Xichun |
… I've learned so much thanks to you. |
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Jia Xichun |
Rest assured, I won't ever forget those lessons. |
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Jia Xichun |
I understand that many of you may be unhappy or frustrated with me. |
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Jia Xichun |
But… you know what's an undeniable truth? |
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Jia Xichun |
That I am still the legitimate victor of the Family Hierarch war. |
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Jia Xichun |
Sure, big sister Yuanchun might know more about the details of Hongyuan's administration for now. She might fill your pockets for now. But in the long run, you know she does not have Hongyuan's best interests at heart. |
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Jia Xichun |
Inadequate I may be, but I am still the Chief Executive Director here at H Corp., and you, dear big sister, are a temporarily visiting outsider from Q Corp. |
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Jia Xichun |
As its Hierarch, I know exactly what Hongyuan needs, and I will give the best of my efforts to bring my vision for this land to reality. |
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Jia Xichun |
A place where no one needs to live in fear, a place where one does not need to project fear—yes, that is my vision for Hongyuan, for H Corp. |
|
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Wang Zhao |
I never would've known a month ago that our Hierarch had such vast ambitions. |
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Wang Qingshan |
… She's really saying it. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… The four great houses and I… we ruled and knew this land like the back of our hands before you were even a fetus. |
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Jia Xichun |
Indeed, I can tell. I suppose that's why Daguanyuan's growth never seemed to stop, while more and more people outside it seemed to be falling to their deaths from their homes with every Restructuring Day. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Don't you know the plastic nature of humanity? People will get used to the shadows when the heavens are shrouded. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
So if you won't cooperate with us, we will— |
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Jia Xichun |
No, I'm not the one who needs to cooperate. I am the Hierarch. |
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Jia Xichun |
Besides, your "us" is done. |
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Jia Xichun |
Respected members of the board, I believe I have clearly explained my will. Forget about all of your under-the-table deals… |
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Jia Xichun |
… and vote with your hearts. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… You seem very confident, Xichun. In case you didn't know, winning those 'exams' has nothing to do with guaranteeing the results of the vote of no confidence. |
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Jia Xichun |
Oh yeah? I don't know. At this point, the vote seems like a mere formality to me. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
On what grounds? |
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Jia Xichun |
Just a hunch. Not that you'd understand. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
……. |
| [Screen wipe.] | ||
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Flustered Board Member |
Harrumph… Tsk… It's true. With how often she's changing the conditions of these tests and votes, we can hardly trust her to be consistent. |
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Obsequious Board Member |
That is indeed in stark contrast with the Hierarch, who promised thirty days of return time and met it precisely on the dot. It is clear which one of them should provide more stability for administrative purposes. |
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Shi Huazhen |
I… I must've misjudged her in the past. She's not petty, she knows when to be serious, and I think she's got a good grip on the gravity of war without being consumed by the fear of it. And… ahem, she remembered my name. |
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Shi Sijing |
With her eloquence, strategic prowess, and boldness, I believe that the current Family Hierarch is well-qualified for her position. I also have faith that she will not ill-treat those of lower station than her. |
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Wang Qingshan |
If she's got the handle of how to treat the heart of the smallest child, then I believe she has the capacity to tend to the hearts of those larger as well. |
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Wang Zhao |
While I would be remiss to judge so quickly, she has shown remarkable change and improvement over a short period of time. I say she is someone of rare talent we mustn't lose so easily. |
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Xue Pan |
… (Omitted) "She's been at the center of all kinds of fun, entertaining events in the world as I lost and gained and lost and gained my neck. Just think about the amusement she'll bring as the Family Hierarch!" |
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Jia Yuanchun |
……. |
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Jia Xichun |
Like I said, a mere formality. |
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Jia Xichun |
A state of crisis specifically refers to a situation in which the Family Hierarch is unable to perform their duties, or is affected by serious physical or mental impairment. |
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Jia Xichun |
I am both sound of mind and body, and I can handle all duties appertaining to the seat of the Family Hierarch. |
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Jia Xichun |
Which means that your services are no longer needed here—not that they ever were—big sister. Don't you think you've more than overstayed your welcome by now? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Here I was, wondering what you were doing with this ragtag group of halfwit nobodies like your brother… I suppose you didn't spend the whole month lounging around. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Very well. Savor this little victory for a while, I understand that it was a significant endeavor for you to attain it. |
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Jia Xichun |
Be safe on your way home, big sister. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
And please, do watch your health. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
You've always been a sickly child come winter, haven't you? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Remember that the only way is down once you've reached the peak. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Tsk, there goes the perfect opportunity to take control of Hongyuan… |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… But our time shall come. Hongyuan without the Xianhuang worm will fall behind and get crushed under the wheels of progress. Then… |
|
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Xue Baochai |
… Nothing. |
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Xue Baochai |
Baoyu said that he… smells no fragrance from me anymore. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Don't let that linger on your heart, little Baochai. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Crawling in the muck alongside those lowly plebeians must've dulled with his senses. |
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Xue Baochai |
Am I even useful to you anymore? |
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Xue Baochai |
Baoyu won't come back. I can't make him come back, I understand that now. At least not— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… Come with me to Q Corp. |
|
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Xue Baochai |
… Huh? But… but even my own family has cast me out. What could I possibly do…? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Have I not given you my word? |
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Jia Yuanchun |
That I can make him return. |
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Xue Baochai |
……. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
The strategies of old say that one must stir trouble in the east and strike from the west(聲東擊西). |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Now that trouble has stirred in H Corp., they will hardly have the wherewithal to fix their eyes upon the goings of Q Corp. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
When the time comes, your fragrance shall spread beyond H Corp., to Baoyu. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
I trust that he will never sit idly by when danger threatens Jia Xichun. |
|
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Xue Baochai |
But I have nothing— |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Poor little Baochai. Even you are blinded to the shadows cast by your own lamplight. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
Allow me to illuminate what use you may be to me, worry not. |
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Jia Yuanchun |
… I am your only remaining light after all, aren't I? |
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Xue Baochai |
… You are. |
| [Xichun appears, dressed in a fur-collared coat and a headpiece as she crosses her arms.] | ||
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ISHMAEL |
We're finally leaving this place for real, huh. |
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HONG LU |
Xichun, we'll be heading out soon— |
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Jia Xichun |
Yeah yeah, whatever. Get your butts outta here, please. Don't even think about looking back. |
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SINCLAIR |
Hey, if we ever get the chance— |
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Jia Xichun |
—Yeah, fat chance. I'm sure we've both had more than our fill of each other for this lifetime. Besides, I'll be too busy to go anywhere for a while anyway. |
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GREGOR |
Well, then… uhm… if you ever need our help, our line's always open… |
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Jia Xichun |
Hey, I'm the Family Hierarch. Who needs whose help now? |
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YI SANG |
You truly wear authority well, now. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Speaking of which, you still have to stay here in Hongyuan, don't you? Did you find a place to stay? |
|
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ISHMAEL |
No… not yet. |
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Jia Xichun |
Why don't you just stay here for a little bit? Instead of going out there again and risk getting scammed. Yihongyuan's open, you know. |
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RODION |
Ooh? Oh my? For all that "get out", "go away" and "don't even think about coming back", seems to me you're pretty sad to see us go, aren'tcha? |
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Jia Xichun |
W-who said that? I'm just extending my generosity and giving you an opportunity to be more efficient. Remember your last attempt at finding a lodging here? The whole building melted away. |
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Jia Xichun |
… Anyways, I'll let everyone know that your party is free to enter and leave Daguanyuan whenever you want, so use it if you want. |
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DON QUIXOTE |
Hoooh… verily, to be an educator of another was a task most daunting. |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Did the lass even teach a proper class? Oh, don't tell me her class consisted of her showing off those figurine collections and forcing the students to sit through another one of them obscure lore summaries? |
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RODION |
Well, Heath, I sure hope ya didn't let Sinclair completely walk all over you! Ha ha. |
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HONG LU |
Ha ha, I sure hope Rodya didn't totally get shown up in her own area of expertise! |
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SINCLAIR |
Uhm, that's, uh… |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Ahem… Oi! Smoky lass with the penchant for abbreviation. How'd your classes go? |
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HEATHCLIFF |
Did you manage to teach 'em anything, or did you just abbreviate your way through the whole lesson? |
| [Ryōshū appears, cigarette absent.] | ||
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RYŌSHŪ |
Hmph. |
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GREGOR |
Man, speaking of which… don't think I've seen you smoking in a while. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
N.S.I.F.O.K.[13] |
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SINCLAIR |
Ha, ha, yeah, no smoking in front of kids. I remember you saying something about how it's totally against common sense to smoke in front of a kid. |
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SINCLAIR |
Speaking of which, you had some awesome tricks up your sleeve, Ryōshū. I never thought you'd know to do things like that. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
… People learn when there's a need. |
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RYŌSHŪ |
……. |
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ISHMAEL |
Bummer we didn't get to sit in on each other's classes. It would've been nice to see different sides of everyone. |
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DANTE |
<We're gonna have a lot of stuff to talk about once we head back, huh.> |
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Wei |
You've seen them off with surprising stoicism, my lady. |
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Wei |
Haven't you been repeatedly eyeing their departure date on the calendar over and over with a look that could just as well be mournful? |
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Jia Xichun |
Gosh, that's because I couldn't wait to get those freeloaders off my back. |
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Wei |
Well, now that the freelo—excuse me. Now that their company has departed, I suppose peace shall reign over Daguanyuan for a while. |
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Wei |
My lady, I believe you are now prepared to stand alone against whatever trial that comes your way. |
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Jia Xichun |
Yeah, I know. |
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Jia Xichun |
I also know that I'll carry the lessons they've taught me… |
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Jia Xichun |
… in my heart for a long, long time. |
References
- ↑ Jia Mu as used here ("家母") is "mother" in Mandarin and refers to the house matriarch, not the character Jia Mu herself.
- ↑ The cannon and the chariot are the strongest pieces in Xiangqi.
- ↑ "Functionality Upgrade."
- ↑ "Artless."
- ↑ "Snap Your Neck Completely."
- ↑ "Unruly Adult."
- ↑ "Soothe, Coax, And Nurture."
- ↑ "Unruly Child."
- ↑ "Much To Learn."
- ↑ "Two Words Do Trick."
- ↑ "Two Culprits."
- ↑ "Guy With Nightly Nightmares & My Translator."
- ↑ "No Smoking In Front of Kids."